Times like these...

...I am reminded that I have no patience. It's not like this is something I DON'T know, it's just that I try to forget it in my quest to think of myself as the perfect wife, employee, and friend. I am never impatient! I am always fun and cheerful! I work consistently and accurately without making mistakes and never take Internet breaks!

Obviously, I am deluded. This week at least, I am an impatient, procrastinating curmudgeon. And will likely continue to be such for a while. At least through the weekend. And the world will just have to deal with it.